What are men really like?
Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest.
Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.
Men are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
men stop reading here. That is the end of the
joke.
women keep'a scrollin'...

So your lives suck if you count on men. By the way
if you're a man and you're reading this this illustrates another point: men never listen either.