A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed
into a tree in an old farmer's field.  The old farmer after seeing what happened went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a load of holes and buried all  the
politicians.

A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the
crashed bus, and then asked the old farmer, "Were they
ALL dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."