There once was a man who drank a lot and came home drunk every night. And his wife complained, saying, “I don’t understand how someone can just keep drinking without being thirsty! I can’t understand anyone like that.” So the man, who’d already had a few bottles too many, said, “Well, I don’t understand you either. Why is it that every
time I come home you have to bring home four other women who look exactly like you?”
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有一个人他每晚都喝很多酒，常常喝得酩酊大醉才回家。他太太向他抱怨说：「我真不明白！
为什么有人即使不口渴，也照样猛灌呢？怎么会有这种人！」

这时已经好几瓶黄汤下肚的先生开口了：「我也搞不懂你！为什么我每次回家，都看到你带四个长得跟你一模一样的女人来家里？」